The Original Bitch, Peas (Three Peas Pod), Funny Kitchen Towels, Three Peas in a Pod, Punny Towel
One of the maker's favorite, this was the first towel I ever printed and it has made me smile and inspired me ever since! I call it the Original Bitch, Peas because it can never be replaced! Housewarming, Sister, Girlfriends, any recipient of this gift will get years of enjoyment.
WAIT! What if I told you this meeting was fate?
You are about to meet BTE and it will change your life experiences!
Say goodbye to using multiple paper towels.Now you can clean with character over and over.Even if you don’t do it for the environment, once you use my towel, you will understand why I call them the BEST TOWELS EVER!A towel this amazing must have a name, so I will refer to it as BTE, of course, that is short for the BEST TOWEL EVER :-) Chores like drying dishes will never be the same AND, the best part yet, you can EXPRESS YOURSELF with a permanent image that won’t peel or crack!Gasp, right?
What is this BTE and why in the world does it matter?
BTE is a waffle pattern, microfiber towel.It is approximately 16” x 24” in size, weighs approximately 4.5-5 oz, and is 350 gsm.The man-made material is an 80/20 mix of polyester and polyamide.
What the heck does that mean and why do I care?
The 80/20 mixture is what gives BTE the power to be the CLEANING BOSS.The polyester does the scrubbing and cleaning and the polyamide does the absorbing.
BTE is feather-light and can hold over 7X its weight in water, which makes it a powerhouse when you are drying dishes, washing windows, or cleaning the car.
BTE is lint-free and won’t leave debris behind.You can use BTE for wet or dry applications, it will never disappoint.
The waffle, pattern texture is the secret to the magic, along with all the other great features.But seriously, the waffle pattern gives a natural contour that picks up household debris and countertop uglies.Unlike BTE’s cotton cousin, you won’t push germs around the surface.They are trapped until you shake or wash them off.
Keep BTE around for a long time with a few simple suggestions:
Machine wash regular cycle / dry on low temps; no iron necessary.
Don’t wash BTE with other cotton towels when you can avoid it.During the wash/dry cycle, the cotton can be shed.Because BTE is a reliable mighty, might; it will trap the cotton particles and it could release them as you clean.
When BTE gets too wet, wring it out!
If BTE starts to streak, it is time to give it a wash.The waffle pockets are full and ready for a cleaning.